Sunday, December 17, 2023

Happy Saturnalia: Curse like a Roman But Be Kind to Strangers on the Internet!

Amid the Covid pandemic shutdowns of 2020, a Twitter (X) friend of mine posted an article on her blog about an ancient Roman bread recipe she had recreated. A brilliant experimental archaeologist, Dr. Farrell Monaco recreates ancient Roman food recipes from Cato the Elder and Apicius, and to the benefit of everyone, writes extensively about her work and shares it freely.

In the article, she misused a Latin phrase or two. She's not a linguist, and I could tell what she meant. When a mutual friend posted her article in a Facebook group for classical reenactors, a Latin teacher commented on the article, "I couldn't get past the horrible Latin." That was it. That was the comment. Never mind the amazing work that had gone into the experiment, the beautiful photos in the article, or on-point references to ancient texts. The comment incensed me. A generous and knowledgeable professional was being chewed up and spit out by a person who should have been thankful for her sharing. Instead, haters were nitpicking for no good reason.

Feeling bad for her, I decided to reach out to my friend and offer help with her Latin. She was so grateful. The task she asked me to complete was fascinating - a Latin curse! I enjoyed researching it and helping my fellow classics enthusiast. I thought nothing else of it. I got to help someone whose work I admired.

But a month later, I was surprised to find a mysterious delivery at my front door. The curse I translated was turned into a rolling pin for gingerbread!! With it, I could now make my own curse tablet gingerbread - how cool is that!!!

Can we all just be a bit kinder in our interactions with strangers? The internet brings out the worst in us all sometimes, but it doesn't have to be that way. OK, I'm done with my kindness rant. I find it ironic that I'm advocating for kindness to strangers in the context of writing a curse tablet script. But hey, the internet is a strange place.

And by the way, you can buy this amazing thing here. And you should read her blog too! She explains curse tablets (or DEFIXIONES) really well right here.

Monday, December 11, 2023

A "Renewed" Issue: Why doesn't the National Board for Professional Teaching Standards certify teachers of Latin (and other languages)?

On an early December Saturday morning, bleary-eyed, after waiting for 8 months, I woke up to check my scores. When I was able to finally log in to my slow and outdated Chromebook, fireworks announced the good news:

My national teaching certification was renewed for another 5 years. I was excited but also sad. Here's the story.

Managed by the National Board for Professional Teaching Standards, this certification is considered the gold standard in the educational world. Teachers go through a rigorous assessment process that involves filming themselves teaching, writing complicated, reflective essays about their practice, and gathering evidence of their growth and leadership in their respective educational communities. It's hard work and EXPENSIVE. My renewal certification cost $565, but initial certification is more expensive - my initial certification cost $1500. (The current price tag is $1900.) I would like to thank APEL, a professional organization for teachers in Louisiana, that granted me a scholarship to offset this expense. In addition to expense, it's also a lengthy process. Teachers submit their "portfolios" online to NBPTS in April or May, and they don't receive results until November (for first-timers) or December (for renewals, like me). 

You might be wondering why teachers do it. While I would like to say that it's prestige and respect, and that is PART of it, there's a more important reason. (Make no mistake - I am very proud to be a "National Board Certified Teacher" or NBCT. That little tag behind my name on social media or email means I've worked hard to prove that I understand how to be a good teacher.) But for many teachers, it's also about extra pay. Many school districts offer large salary stipends for National Board certification holders, mine included. In Louisiana where teachers are some of the lowest-paid professionals in the country, that extra money every year is a life-saver. And I'm sure it's no different in many other states.

I had forgotten about the date when I woke up on Saturday morning, despite my calendar reminder. It was a post I saw in a social media group that drew my attention and reminded me to check my scores. And despite today's good news, I could not help but think about my original certification process and the disappointment it caused me. 

In 2003, I began working on my initial National Board certification in which I showcased my Latin classes as part of the World Languages - Early Adolescence through Young Adulthood certification category. I worked diligently throughout the year to complete all four components and get them turned in on time. Back in the day, every candidate received "the box" in the mail that contained all the necessary documents and materials for the certification process. Teachers would then use that same box to submit their materials which included (believe it or not) VHS tape recordings. I remember the feeling of accomplishment in April to finally be done and mail that box back. Then, the waiting began. 

And then, it abruptly stopped when I received a letter in the mail from the NBPTS about how I was one of 27 teachers whose portfolios would not be graded due to a low enrollment number in that subject area. If memory serves, I believe I got the letter in the summer. The letter stated that because of the low number of candidates, the NBPTS could not accurately score our portfolios. They told us that we could withdraw and get a refund of our money OR we could recruit other Latin teachers to sign up and go through the process in the following year. If the NB had enough candidates to accurately score our portfolios, all candidates would receive their scores in the fall of 2004. I was upset, as you can imagine. The biggest worry I had was that I might never get my scores. I had worked SO hard. I was angry.

Eventually, our small cohort of Latin teachers solved the problem by promoting the certification to others like us. We wanted our scores! In addition, we were allowed to renew our certifications even though there was no longer a Latin certification category because the renewal process is more broadly assessed. I was so lucky to have that opportunity.

Shortly after we finally received our first scores in November of 2004 (after almost two years of waiting), NBPTS told us that they would no longer offer the certification for Latin teachers. Through the years, as word of national board certification grew, many Latin teachers asked why they could not get certified. The American Classical League (the premier professional organization for K-12 classics teachers in the US) has advocated to the NBPTS many times over the years about this issue to no avail. Latin teachers number in the 2000s in the US. Why does NBPTS offer no certification for us? And we aren't alone. There are other language teachers for whom the NBPTS offers no opportunity for certification. In 2015, teachers of Japanese (a slightly more commonly taught language than Latin in the US) petitioned the NBPTS with the same complaint I'm making here.

So, until my fellow language teachers around the US can have the same opportunities as I do, every November, I'm going to have the same twinge of sadness when I see the announcements congratulating new NBCTs or renewing teachers. It's simply not fair that not all teachers have this opportunity, and I hope the NBPTS can be more inclusive of these teachers someday soon.

If you are a Latin teacher seeking information on how to advocate for change, you can submit a question on the NBPTS's website here, and here is the page listing all of NBPTS's board members - I suggest you reach out to them individually and make your case. (Although their email addresses are not listed on the Website, you can Google them and easily find this information.) Many of them are current classroom teachers who can hopefully understand our plight.

Booked, or How I Nearly Lost My Mind Writing an Academic Book Review

As much as I love to read about and teach Roman Technology, I don't always love to write about it. Writing is hard. When I got asked to write a book review of Dr. Liba Taub's Ancient Greek and Roman Science from Oxford's Very Short Introductions series, I was flattered yet, a little fearful. I had never written a book review for a professional journal and certainly didn't think I could condense the wealth of information in this clever and brilliant book by such a distinguished author. (Dr. Taub is the director and curator at the University of Cambridge's Whipple Museum of the History of Science.)

But since I became a state teacher of the year, I've challenged myself to do things that make me uncomfortable, like share about my teaching on a blog and give a TedEd talk. I've tried to do things that I've never done before and not shy away from scary tasks, especially those that involve writing.

I used to love writing. In fact, I wrote short stories for my high school's literary magazine. I remember writing one about a painter inspired by Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray that I got a lot of compliments on. In college, as an English and classics major, I wrote dozens of academic papers about the works of Vergil, Catullus, Ovid, and Raymond Carver, one of my favorite American short story authors. And then, as I got older and out of practice, the words started to fail me.

In the past five years though, I've written a lot of stuff, articles for magazines, blog posts, both professional and personal. I still love to tell stories, but there was no way I was making a story out of this book review. Well, maybe I could have. The story would have been about me reading, taking notes, and then sitting at my keyboard with sweaty palms trying to condense the fascinating and complicated information I had just learned. I also wanted to make sure that I honored the author's achievement without being flattering but also without being too critical. Turns out, according to this book, ancient Greek and Roman science was mostly philosophy, and Dr. Taub did not discuss technology in this book so...writing about philosophy. Yeah, not fun. But I worked diligently, followed the journal's directions on what exactly they wanted to see, and finished it. It got published today. One more scary thing done!




Wednesday, December 6, 2023

The Ancient Olympics - Come Learn with Me!

The ancient Olympics were a real scene back in the day. That's coming from this total non-sports fan. You see, it wasn't ALL about the sports. The games, originally dated to 776 BCE, were held at the religious sanctuary of Olympia, one of the most beautiful places in Greece. People came from all over not only to participate as athletes but also to watch and support the games, all in honor of Zeus, king of Olympian gods. Imagine Burning Man but all about sports instead of music and crazy. What would it have been like to travel to Olympia and experience the games?

If you're wondering that, you need to consider applying to attend an awesome teacher workshop that Dr. Bob Holschuh Simmons and I are hosting in July of 2024. Bob will discuss the actual sporting events and teach how to reenact them. I'll be showing you the everyday life stuff like weaving, writing, and bathing. And we won't be alone - we've got experts lined up to talk about papyrus, pottery, beekeeping, etc. Since the National Endowment for the Humanities is sponsoring us, we'll get to offer generous stipends to participants that will offset the costs of travel and accommodations. In addition to learning some really amazing stuff, you'll have time to research your own lesson and take home the ready-to-use lessons of the other teachers you'll learn with. Did I mention you get to live on the beautiful campus of Monmouth College in western Illinois? Can you say "idyllic"?

It's going to be the best two weeks of professional development ever! Interested? All the information can be found on our Website for the project, linked here. We can't wait to host you!















The official invitation for applications begins TODAY so starting thinking about next summer!

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NEH K-12 Summer Institute: The Olympics and Daily Life in Ancient Olympia: A Hands-On History
K-12 educators across disciplines but especially classics are invited to apply for a National Endowment for the Humanities Summer Institute from July 8-19, 2024, at Monmouth (IL) College that focuses on the ancient Olympics and the daily life surrounding this famous quadrennial event. Participants will not just read primary and secondary sources (in English) on those topics, but learn, physically, how to carry out and teach Olympic athletic events and a range of daily ancient technologies like weaving, the construction of paper and ink, and the composition of concrete. The NEH provides stipends of $2200.00 for chosen participants to help defray their costs.
The directors of the institute, Bob Holschuh Simmons of Monmouth College and Nathalie Roy Mitchell of Glasgow Middle School in Baton Rouge, LA, encourage applications from teachers of any subject that could incorporate hands-on Classics into its curricula. Teachers, at any K-12 level, of Latin, social studies, physical education, a range of sciences, and English are just a few of those whom we would encourage to apply. The application deadline is March 5, 2024.
Please see the institute's Website for more information and application procedures: https://sites.google.com/view/nehancientolympics/home

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